Where Were You 5 Years Ago

Five years ago today I was double over in pain and tossing my cookies from food poisoning (thanks Schnucks - 12 hour old fried chicken was not good for this soul). More importantly, it was the night when:

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This nerd ............... had his first date with .....................this vixen

5 years later, we're just glad we look better (and even happier).
Happy 5-Year Date-aversary.